Diamond cuts diamond: One woman’s curse is another woman’s cleanup job. Divine patriarchy runs on female labor.
Keep your rescue squad on speed-dial: Whether you’re a peeping tom, a creep demanding nude service, or just a general cosmic nuisance—always have your mommy (if single) or wifey (if married) prepped for damage control.
(Athena, maybe next time install a "BATHING - NO PEEPING" sign? Anushya, queen of loopholes – we salute you.)
Look and Suffer: Teiresias Blinded, Trinity Diapered. Another tale about gods behaving badly and women fixing quietly (as usual).
The "Gentleman" (Hardly):
Son of shepherd Everes and nymph Chariclo. Forget "gentleman’s gentleman"—this guy’s defining trait was seeing exactly what he wasn’t supposed to.
The Crime Scene (Bath Time):
Teiresias stumbled upon the virgin goddess Athena mid-bath. Did he avert his eyes? Blink? Please. He stared like it was open season on divine nudity. Enraged (and understandably so), Athena—possessor of the ultimate "Greek goddess body"—struck him blind on the spot. No trial, no jury. Just instant ocular obliteration.
Mommy Saves the Day (Kinda):
Enter nymph mommy Chariclo, weeping like her son hadn’t just committed the ultimate cosmic faux pas. She begged Athena to undo the curse. Athena’s response? "Too late, lady. My blindness curses are non-refundable."
The (Underwhelming) Payout:
As a consolation prize? Super-powered ears. Athena gifted him the ability to understand bird gossip and see the future (ironic, since he clearly hadn’t foreseen this). Prophecy: the ultimate disability accommodation.
Anushya & the Trinity: Chastity as a Weapon of Mass Babyfication
The Setup:
Anushya, wife of sage Atri, was the ultimate pativrata (think: chastity so intense it could probably stop a tsunami). Enter Narada—Hinduism’s answer to Loki—who couldn’t resist stirring the pot. He bragged about Anushya’s virtue to the Trinity’s wives (Parvati, Lakshmi, Saraswati), sparking nuclear-level jealousy.
The "Test" (Creep Edition):
The jealous wives sicced their husbands—Shiva, Vishnu, Brahma—on Anushya. Disguised as Brahmin beggars (because exploiting holy hospitality rules is so godly), they showed up while her husband was out and demanded she serve them... naked. Classy.
Anushya’s Power Move:
Did she panic? Refuse? Nah. She weaponized her pativrata superpower. With a flick of her chastity, she transformed the almighty Trinity into helpless babies. Then, she served them milk... while nude. Rules technically followed? ✔️. Creepy demand utterly subverted? ✔️. Ultimate flex? ✔️.
Wifey Cleanup Crew:
Cue the Trinity’s wives rushing down to earth—proof that Indian gods truly graduate "from momma’s boobs straight to wife’s boobs." They begged Anushya to un-baby their husbands. She agreed, but only if the Trinity promised to be reborn as her sons later. Deal struck.
Moral of the Stories:
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