Endless feast and Divine goats and cow : Tanngrisnir,Tanngnjostr/Goats and Kamadhenu/Cow

Divine Buffets & Cosmic Loopholes: When Mythology’s Cooks Wing It

Picture this: You’re an elf in Middle-earth, handing Frodo a single wafer of lembas bread. “Eat just one!” you chirp, while internally cackling, “Four max, mortal—or your tiny human stomach explodes.” Tolkien’s elves knew the oldest trick in the divine cookbook: limit the portions, pretend it’s infinite, and call it magic.
But Norse and Hindu myth? Oh, they perfected the art of ”endless meal” hacks—with catchier side quests.
Norse Mythology : Thor’s Goat Glitch: The OG Shady Butcher
The “Meat” of the Story:
Thor’s hammer Mjölnir wasn’t just for smashing frost giants. It doubled as a celestial reset button for his Uber Eats goats, Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr (aka “Teeth-Barer” and “Teeth-Grinder”—which sounds like a Yelp review for Valhalla’s worst dentist).
Every night:  Butcher goats.  Feast. Nap like a god who just conquered a Golden Corral.
Morning: Stitch hides + bones → wham with hammer → goats resurrect, good as new.
The Catch: Don’t nibble the bones. Don’t suck the marrow. Definitely don’t let your servant Pjálfi crack a femur like a glow stick at a rave. 

(Spoiler: He did. One goat resurrected with a limp. Thor “settled” out-of-court by enslaving Pjálfi for life. #NorseJustice.)

Hindu Mythology: Kamadhenu’s Udder Nonsense — Infinite Milk, Zero Butchery

The “Meatless” of the Story:

The Vedas had already dropped a less violent, more sustainable culinary cheat code: Kamadhenu — the celestial cow who doesn’t need to be slaughtered for sustenance because, well, her whole existence is one big “Serve Forever” function.
Kamadhenu wasn’t just a cow. She was a walking food generator, divine vending machine, and holiness-on-hooves. She could grant any wish — especially if that wish involved food, gold, armies, or a catered yagna with artisanal ghee. No bones broken. No court-ordered servitude required.
Daily operations: Moo softly. Magically produce enough food for a kingdom. Float peacefully in a sunbeam while sages cry tears of gratitude.
The Catch: ”DO NOT START DRAMA OVER THE MAGIC COW.” Kings: *[immediately start 10,000-year blood feud over bovine]*

Result: Curses, holy wars, and the original ”This is why we can’t have nice things”.